Dear Santa,
I want people to stop thinking that I have the following illnesses; bells palsy, downs syndrome, attention deficit disorder, bipolar, anti social personality disorder, and sexual impotence. Also for the last time I am not Gay!
Thanks Santa,
Steve "The Dell Computer Guy"
Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is for me to be in just one funny commercial and Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen!
Thanks,
Carrot Top
Derre Santa,
All I want for Christmas is for this cut on my cheek to heal.
From yo dogg,
Nelly
Dear Santa,
For Christmas I want some Chap Stick!
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