1. "The hardest impression to do is an impression of yourself."
2. "Anger and aggression are a fools gassoline."
(Message to Shaq)
3. "You can't teach an old dog new tricks."
(Message to the Undertaker)
4. "Florida is America's Wang."
(You're the man Zoch)
5. "To the world empathy is like pulling a band-aid off, nobody wants to do it."
6. "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. (Except on game-shows)"
7. "The keyboard is now mightier than both the sword and the pen." (Jim, your dad is fat!)
8. "Three heads aren't better than one."
(A message to three hackers. You know who you are and what your sexual preferences are.)
9. "It is better to know a little about many things, than to know alot about only one thing."
10. "Ce n'est pas necessaire a le charcher!"
11. "Laughter breaks monotony."
12. "If you spend all of your time looking up, you might miss out on what's right in front of you."
