It's been a kinda slow week. So slow, that I am actually writing about the breakup of pop group 3LW. Until recently I would have thought that 3LW stood for Chewbacca's bra size, but come to find out they are a pop group famous for songs like A girl can mac. Well they used to be in a group. Apparently they have broken up after a "food fight". Group member Naturi has decided to leave the group. In a recent interview with MTV she said...
"There was an argument between me and Michelle [Williams]," the 18-year-old singer told MTV News, referring to the group's manager, who is also member Kiely Williams' mother. "And Kiely and Adrienne [Bailon, the group's third member,] are cursing me out, and before I know it, Kiely throws her plate of food all in my face mashed potatoes, macaroni all in my hair, down my clothes, messing up my [hair]do! Nobody has the right to hit me. That's not what I'm here for, ... to be physically abused. So I said, 'Get me a flight back to Newark, New Jersey,' and they wouldn't even help me get a ticket"
Don't ask me how we have obtained this, but www.richcyr.com has an actual transcript of the food fight between 3LW. This is a www.richcyr.com exclusive!
Michelle: "Yo! Naturi you're a scank!"
Naturi: "What, What?"
Mishelle: "You heard me. I said yo a scank! Know what I'm sayin?"
Naturi: "Well at least my breasts are real!"
Mishelle: "Excuse me. We all know your breasts are way faker than mine."
Naturi: "Whatever!"
Mishelle: "Dis is what I'm sayin right here!"
Naturi: "Oh no you did not just throw those mashed potatoes at me!"
Michelle: "You know this Kraft Mac and cheese reminds me of you."
Naturi: "How's that scank?"
Michelle: "It's easy to mac. Oh yeeah! I dissed you bad. Uh huh!
Naturi: "Dat is it! I'm out of dis band!"
Michelle: "Please! We've been draggin yo #ss the whole time. Scank!"
Naturi: "Mega Scank!"
Michelle: "Super scank!"
Naturi: "Wonder Scank!"
Michelle: "Ghetto Scank!"
Naturi: "Scank times a million!"
Michelle: "Scankzilla!"
It goes on like this for another 30 or so scanks! Crazy pop stars.
