For those of you that are not familiar with Jim's fat dad, here is a brief review of his past....
Name: For legal reasons, let's just stick with Jim's Fat Dad...
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 857 lbs.
Claims to fame: Besides being the father of my good friend Jim, Jim's Fat Dad has sued the following companies; Nabisco, Hershey, Macintosh Computers, Coca-Cola, Jenny Craig, Tampax, and virtually every all-you-can-eat restaurant in New England. Jim's Fat Dad has also survived 32 Britney Spears induced heart attacks and one sprained wrist. Last year, Jim's Fat Dad declared that he would run for president in 2004. He later dropped out of the election after he realized he did not have enough money to become president.
Personal Motto: "Two hands...Two cupcakes!"
