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     traceykate20 : Hi! Im busty, cute, and guess what!  My panties are OFF!    http://www.sinfulbabes.net/XXX-Zone.htm   -)

     Richcyr200001 : Richcyr200001 : Hi I'm 72 years old, come watch me strip in front of a webcam. I get wet n' nasty www.old_cock_cam.com

     traceykate20 has left the conversation.

 

   

     CKYbmxBFK69692 : a\s\l

     Richcyr200001 : u first?

     CKYbmxBFK69692 : wait u do \a\ then i'll do a\s\l

     CKYbmxBFK69692 : n\m

     CKYbmxBFK69692 : la

     CKYbmxBFK69692 : ter

     Richcyr200001 : F

     Richcyr200001 : U

     Richcyr200001 : ck

     Richcyr200001 : o

     CKYbmxBFK69692 : f**k

     CKYbmxBFK69692 : u

     CKYbmxBFK69692 : too

     CKYbmxBFK69692 has left the conversation.

    

     Richcyr200001 : hi

     Mahatma_1 : hi

     Richcyr200001 : how r u?

     Mahatma_1 : asl

     Mahatma_1 : good

     Richcyr200001 : not for long

     Mahatma_1 : y

     Richcyr200001 : because I'm gonna kick you in the face

     Richcyr200001 : repeatedly

Mahatma_1 has left the conversation.

 

    

     armin63_y_tabriz : hi

     Richcyr200001 : die

     armin63_y_tabriz : ?

     armin63_y_tabriz : asl

     Richcyr200001 : I said die

     Richcyr200001 : there are many ways to do this

     armin63_y_tabriz : yes

     Richcyr200001 : One way is to jump in front of a car

     armin63_y_tabriz : but many way to love live

     Richcyr200001 : Are u stupid? That's the worst sentence I have ever seen in my life! If I were u I would shove a gun in my mouth just for writing that

     Richcyr200001 : More proof that u should die

     armin63_y_tabriz : i am lion

     Richcyr200001 : What the hell is that supposed to mean?

     armin63_y_tabriz : i like sex baby

     Richcyr200001 : Let's recap your stupidity, shall we? You have said, "but many way to love live", "I am lion", and "I like sex baby"

     armin63_y_tabriz : yes

     Richcyr200001 : Yes you are the stupidest person to ever stumble upon a f**kin keyboard!

     Richcyr200001 : Do your parents even acknowledge your name in public?

     armin63_y_tabriz : asl baby

     Richcyr200001 : why would I give my asl to a human wind-up doll that spits out bullsh*t comment after bullsh*t comment?

     armin63_y_tabriz : bye...

     Richcyr200001 : that's the first thing you have said that made sense.

     Richcyr200001 : Bye stupid f**k

     armin63_y_tabriz : good lock

     Richcyr200001 : u misspelled luck, u f**king idiot! I hope you fall off a cliff

 

    

     Richcyr200001 : U just won first prize!

     Uncle_Rubbish : oh thanx ... in what?

     Richcyr200001 : You have won the contest for Stupidest screen name ever!

     Uncle_Rubbish : cheers

     Richcyr200001 : Your prize is a choice between getting beaten over the head with a wiffle bat or getting kicked in the crotch repeatedly

     Richcyr200001 : what r u gonna pick?

     Uncle_Rubbish : u really are a drug fuelled d*ck aren't you?

     Richcyr200001 : I'll pick for you

     Richcyr200001 : Because you r so dumb you picked both getting hit in the head with a wiffle bat and getting kicked in the crotch repeatedly

     Richcyr200001 : plus you won the bonus prize of having your head shoved in a toilet while a ten year old boy kicks u in the Ass

     Uncle_Rubbish : just go away and die

     Richcyr200001 : That's gratitude for ya...I give you all these prizes and you tell me to die! That's not like you Uncle_Rubbish

     Uncle_Rubbish : do i know u?

     Richcyr200001 : yes

     Richcyr200001 : I'm your nephew Little dumpster

     Richcyr200001 : Don't you remember me? I was at Aunt Hefty Trash Bags' funeral.

 

   

     Richcyr200001 : If you could describe your p*ssy in one word what would it be?

     JerseyPunkGirl : what?

     Richcyr200001 : Here are some common responses; Rotten, pointy and penis like, or resembles a barber shop floor

     Richcyr200001 : If you like u can pick more than one

     Richcyr200001 : hello?

     Richcyr200001 : they say silence is a sign of shame

     Richcyr200001 : are u ashamed of your vagina

     Richcyr200001 : U remind me of my friend who eats the whole sundae but won't touch the cherry

     JerseyPunkGirl has left the conversation.

 

    

     Richcyr200001 : Bookybooboo?

     Richcyr200001 : is that u?

     bookybooboo : yea

     Richcyr200001 : Is it true?

     bookybooboo : whut?

     Richcyr200001 : What they say about you

     bookybooboo : whut

     bookybooboo : whut about me?

     Richcyr200001 : I thought you died in 1992

     bookybooboo : whut?

     bookybooboo : yea i'm a ghost to hunt ur butt

     Richcyr200001 : All you will find is poo

 

    

     Richcyr200001 : It's about time you hear this

     andygoob8 : hear what

     Richcyr200001 : nobody likes you

     andygoob8 : i know it

     Richcyr200001 : ok just checking

     Richcyr200001 : what r u gonna do about it?

     andygoob8 : kjlawrsna snfoiweoawe

     andygoob8 : ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

     Richcyr200001 : good it seems you have started to overdose

     andygoob8 : of course

     Richcyr200001 : take all of the pills you can find

     andygoob8 : to bad its too expensive

     Richcyr200001 : rid the world of your pathetic soul

     andygoob8 : dsfa sas f wawwfwlkb/jwaf;jwc;lc

     Richcyr200001 : you seem to speak fluent Dumb@ss

 

    

     Richcyr200001 : pick a word to describe yourself

     ClassyWhiteChoclate69 : hot

     Richcyr200001 : That's not the word I thought you would say

     ClassyWhiteChoclate69 : that is a word

     Richcyr200001 : but it's not the one I thought you were gonna say

    ClassyWhiteChoclate69 : well what you think i was going to say?

     Richcyr200001 : I thout you were gonna say

     Richcyr200001 : fat@ss

     Richcyr200001 : or chubby

     Richcyr200001 : or obese

     Richcyr200001 : or humongo even though it's not proper english

     ClassyWhiteChoclate69 : well you thought wrong

     Richcyr200001 : nah I'm right you are a fat b*tch

     ClassyWhiteChoclate69 : ya momma a fat b*tch, b*tch

     Richcyr200001 : oh wow a your momma diss

     Richcyr200001 : that's original

     ClassyWhiteChoclate69 : ok, and

     Richcyr200001 : what's next are ya gonna say I know you are but what am I?

     ClassyWhiteChoclate69 : no, im going to say suck my d*ck

     Richcyr200001 : oh so you have a d*ck

     ClassyWhiteChoclate69 : you should know it was in your mouth

     Richcyr200001 : Oh, I thought that was a tic-tac

     ClassyWhiteChoclate69 has left the conversation.

 

    

     Richcyr200001 : I hope you stub your toe once a day for the rest of your life

     Livin_n_life_of_darkness : why

     Richcyr200001 : I also hope that everywhere u go someone screams "Hey look at her, she's the f**king stupidest person alive!"

     Livin_n_life_of_darkness : why what did i do to  you]

     Richcyr200001 : Further more I also hope someone spits in every meal you eat for the rest of your life!

     Livin_n_life_of_darkness : why

     Richcyr200001 : I hope all of the birds across the nation join foces and pummel you with bird sh*t

     Livin_n_life_of_darkness : f**k you mother f**ker

     Richcyr200001 : plus I hope you never see a punch-buggy again for the rest of your life and a person near you does see it and punches you in the face

     Livin_n_life_of_darkness : go eat my sh*t

     Richcyr200001 : I also hope that every vending machine you go to eats your dollar and a little robotic arm comes out of the slot that you reach into to get your candy and punches you in the face

     Livin_n_life_of_darkness : i dont know you so suck my cl*t and enjoy it bicht

     Richcyr200001 : oh and one more thing...

     Livin_n_life_of_darkness : f**k u

     Richcyr200001 : I hope that you win the lottery and just before you claim your ticket a big truck runs you over and I just happen to walk by and pick up the ticket and live a life of luxury at the expense of your misfortune

      Livin_n_life_of_darkness has left the conversation.

 

    

     Richcyr200001 : hi

     Squrrielyshirley1 : hello

     Richcyr200001 : hello?

     Richcyr200001 : asl?

     Richcyr200001 : asl?

     Squrrielyshirley1 : what did you mean by the one asl

     Richcyr200001 : age sex location

     Squrrielyshirley1 : 67yrs young female az

     Richcyr200001 : really? 67

     Squrrielyshirley1 : yup sure am why did Ishock you

     Richcyr200001 : where I come from that's not young at all

     Squrrielyshirley1 : let me tell you secret were all young at heart my dear

     Richcyr200001 : spare me the young at heart sh*t, where I come from you could be dead tomorrow

     Squrrielyshirley1 : excuse me Im sorry

     Richcyr200001 : what did you fart? sometimes old people can't control those types of bodily functions

     Richcyr200001 : r u there?

     Squrrielyshirley1 : sorry if I said any thing wrong didnt fart yes

     Richcyr200001 : good I thought your heart stopped

     Squrrielyshirley1 : I use to be a nurse just trying to be a friend

     Richcyr200001 : keywords used to be, get over it grammy

     Squrrielyshirley1 : sorry I have to type this takes me longer

     Squrrielyshirley1 : you were so right

     Richcyr200001 : why do ya got arthritus?

     Richcyr200001 : about what?

     Squrrielyshirley1 : Itype with only my left hand

     Richcyr200001 : I also do something with one hand

     Squrrielyshirley1 : YOU WOULD

     Richcyr200001 : oh yeah

     Richcyr200001 : i would

     Richcyr200001 : take your dentures out and suck my c*ck

     Squrrielyshirley1 : hmm dont now about you

     Richcyr200001 : I know about you...

     Squrrielyshirley1 : were is your location

     Squrrielyshirley1 : oh no yu dont you might think so

     Richcyr200001 : you're old

     Richcyr200001 : old

     Richcyr200001 : old

     Richcyr200001 : old

     Richcyr200001 : old

     Squrrielyshirley1 : no  no no

     Richcyr200001 : yes yes yes

     Squrrielyshirley1 : SAY I am a nice looking woman

     Richcyr200001 : it's one thing to be a peice of sh*t

     Richcyr200001 : and another to be an old peice of sh*t

     Squrrielyshirley1 : for my age  no  not lying honest love to dance and all

     Richcyr200001 : well aren't you a f**kin soldier

     Richcyr200001 : look at me i'm 67 and i dance, I bet you invented dancing!

     Squrrielyshirley1 : you want to know something take a good look in the mir

     Richcyr200001 : what the hell is a mir?

     Richcyr200001 : you can take a good look at my @ss

     Squrrielyshirley1 : IMglad that you do Ilove to sing alsoexercise alot to keep in shape

     Richcyr200001 : I'm so proud of you, really I am, it almost brings a tear to my eye

     Richcyr200001 : hey stupid why don't you go exercise in traffic

     Squrrielyshirley1 : will Igot to go cause were having a partysee you talk again

     Richcyr200001 : oh wow a party

     Richcyr200001 : Hope you don't pass out trying to blow up a balloon

     Squrrielyshirley1 : grow up man

     Richcyr200001 : you did enough growing up for both of us ya fossil

 

    

     Richcyr200001 : U r just gay

     Richcyr200001 : that's all there is to it

     Richcyr200001 : What did your mother pick out your screen name for you?

     LOvLyBoY10 has left the conversation.

 

 

I feel it is my obligation to tell these people that they suck.