Dear Santa,
I know I have not been very good this year, but I have one Christmas wish, I was wondering if when you come down my chimney this Christmas you could get my baby for me? We were having a tea-party on the roof and I accidentally dropped her down the chimney. She's stuck somewhere in the middle.
Thanks,
Michael Jackson
Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is to have the burning sensation that I feel when I pee to go away!
Thanks,
Christina Aguilera
Dear Santa,
You have not returned any of my calls. Is "operation suicide Santa" still on? I have included the blueprints for "operation suicide Santa", in this letter.
Your buddy,
Osama Bin Laden
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