Monday, May 19th, 2003, London England: A commercial air plane's radio failed to receive crucial landing information from air traffic control, instead they received the squeals and whines from 1 month old Freya Spratley. The baby's monitor crossed frequencies with the air plane's radio causing the interference. Luckily, the pilots of the plane were able to switch frequencies and safely land the plane.
Officials were able to track the signals to the baby's room and replace the monitor. London law officials interrogated the baby for three hours but were unable to understand the baby's gibberish. U.S. officials fear that baby Freya is part of a group of baby terrorists that have ties to Al Qaida. The baby terrorists call themselves Al Gagga and have training camps in both Afghanistan and Iran. U.S. officials believe that Al Qaida is genetically altering infants and turning them into bloodthirsty killing machines.
U.S. officials first became aware of Al Gagga just after the September 11th terrorist attacks when a mysterious letter was found outside the White House. The lead read...."Googi yala googa da doo. Dupi Buggie he he he. Longy liggy Al Gagga!" The C.I.A. released a translation of the letter to the public it reads..."Die American scum! Stupid Bush he he he. Long live Al Gagga."
A C.I.A. informant that infiltrated an Al Gagga training camp sketched this picture of who he believes to be the leader of Al Gagga...
