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Northbrook Ill: 31 high school students that were expelled from Glenbrook North High School are being offered their diplomas and a chance to graduate with their peers if they don't fight the expulsion or sign for a book or movie deal. The school has also promised that the disciplinary records of the students will not be released to colleges. If the students agree to the offer, they will also have to undergo counseling and perform community service.
The 31 students were suspended after a May 4 flag football game that ended with students being beaten and having mud and feces thrown in their face. They were later expelled from the school because of their actions.
There is no word on whether any of the students will accept the school's offer.
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