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Norman's next session is a mother daughter session. The 19 year old daughter has been getting into trouble lately and her mother wants Norman to help.
 
Norman: Ok, Suzy do you know why your mother has brought you to see me?
 
Suzy: Yeah! She's a b****!
 
Mother: Excuse me young lady?
 
Norman: Now, now that's no way to talk to your mother. I'd call her a...
 
Mother: A what?
 
Norman: I'd call her a rude, interrupting b****! But what does my opinion matter? Back to the issue. What made you decide to bring Suzy here?
 
Mother: Well I caught her trying to sell herself for money.
 
Norman: Your daughter is a hooker?
 
Mother: If you want to put it that way.
 
Norman: Is this true Suzy?
 
Suzy: Yes.
 
Norman: What are your rates?
 
Mother: Excuse me!
 
Norman: How much for a quikie?
 
Suzy: About a hundred...
 
Mother: That's it we're leaving! What are you doing? Stop this instant! Let's go!
 
Norman: You can go we're done!
 
Suzy: Bye Norman.
 
Norman: Keep the change sweety!
 
Suzy wipes her mouth and leaves with her mom.
 
On the next Norman The Evil Therapist
 
Norman: So you're totally blind?
 
Mary: That's correct.
 
Norman: Open your mouth.
 
Mary: Ok.
 
Norman: It's tea time!
 
 
*Please note that prostitution and taking advantage of blind people is very wrong!*