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     Steubenville, Ohio: 31 year old Eve Hibbits was arrested on August 13, 2002 for allowing her three children to get severely sunburned while attending the Jefferson County Fair. Ohio sheriff Fred Abdalla, "I saw the three kids walking with their mother. Their faces looked like beets." Hibbits has been held in a Ohio jail for a week now. If convicted Hibbits could spend 15 years in prison for "child endangerment". A fifteen thousand dollar bail has been set for Higgins.

    

     Personally I think this is the stupidest waist of the tax payer's money since NASA's Mars land runner. Remember the little car that took pictures of the planet Mars' surface? Anyway they arrested poor Eve Hibbits because her kids got a sunburn. Whoopty friggen doo! Everybody has gotten a sunburn at least once. Why don't you arrest everyone who has a kid. Hell arrest my mom, I've gotten sunburns before. I think that the parents of every kid who is sporting a farmer's tan should be arrested! But seriously, this incident is going on my top ten reasons why I hate Ohio list. What they did to Eve Higgins was a load of crap.

 

 

The Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate Ohio

 

10. There is nothing to do there.

 

9.   Sprinfield, MA was founded in 1636, Springfield, Ohio was founded in 1799. They copied us!  

 

8.   Too many vowels not enough consonants.

 

7.   They arrested Eve Hibbits because her kids got a sunburn.

 

6.   The speed limit in Ohio is only 55 mph.

 

5.   We killed innocent Indi...Native Americans for this?

 

4.   The state motto is "With God, anything is possible. (Except sunburns)

 

3.   The state flower is the Scarlet Carnation. How tacky!

 

2.   Ohio Sucks!

 

   And the number one reason why I hate Ohio is...

 

1.   This guy lives there!

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I don't hate the people that were born in Ohio. Only people that move there!